It makes me so happy that Maryland both swears a lot and is very courteous.
People in Maryland are just like “THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH YOU ARE SO DAMN WONDERFUL”
i don’t want my eyebrows to look ‘natural’, i want them to look like they could kill a man.
i guess when one of my classmates asked me what i use to get my borders so clean and i said “oh, just masking tape” that was the universe’s cue to make sure ink leaks through my tape and fucks up the borders in everything else i paint for the rest of my life
me in every group project (via aequih)
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner